Dear Lord, we have heard you speak through your Pat-puppet. And we mortals are heartily sorry we elected Barack Obama. Help us defeat him in 2012. Although, Pat says you already know what’s gonna happen, so either this prayer has already worked, or it hasn’t, which means it’s either unnecessary or pointless. Oh, and one more thing Lord, why’d you tell Pat Robertson? I’m not complaining, but what about me? Is there some sort of next president phone tree I can get on? You know, like if there’s a snow day? Anyway, if it’s something I’ve done, other than, you know, that thing I keep trying to stop doing, I’m sorry. Amen. Jesus number one!

Dear Lord, we have heard you speak through your Pat-puppet. And we mortals are heartily sorry we elected Barack Obama. Help us defeat him in 2012. Although, Pat says you already know what’s gonna happen, so either this prayer has already worked, or it hasn’t, which means it’s either unnecessary or pointless. Oh, and one more thing Lord, why’d you tell Pat Robertson? I’m not complaining, but what about me? Is there some sort of next president phone tree I can get on? You know, like if there’s a snow day? Anyway, if it’s something I’ve done, other than, you know, that thing I keep trying to stop doing, I’m sorry. Amen. Jesus number one!

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would you believe that i’ve not updated this in forever because…. dot dot dot..

i forgot my password. how does one forget their password that theyve used faithfully for years? HOW?

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